Alishatheblonde

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

I'm seriously not trying to sound rude, but what is your sexuality status?
Anonymous

zackisontumblr:

gay

AS FUCK

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

crazysience:

Me before social events

waffleawful:

2spookyprincess:

discoveringdaniel:

discoveringdaniel:

waffleawful:

so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces

like, those yellow ones

and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”

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this is why i didn’t pursue art

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

oknope:

free giveaway: my ugly face

joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

condom:

crystal math

con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah